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It’s one of those stories that’ll make the biology community grind their teeth in frustration, but it may be a light line paradise for the agile brownliner, whose only concern is turning a Sow’s ear into a silk purse, and can ignore the tears of infants …

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Angling is a close second, as it’s always the sex industry that takes technology into areas the engineers never considered. For every tale of starving college students laboring in a dank garage that begat Internet millions, there’s an X-rated knockoff launched about 26 days after the Whizkid’s IPO. … and a month after the first trademark infringement [...] - [Read more]

Yet another reason to fiddle with caustic chemicals and satanic dyeing ritual; when the French Press dies an ignoble death after being rapped too harshly on the sink – you’re only mildly put out …

Two fur strainers and a paper towel, and Starbuck’s is a distant memory.

The snarling black lab with the faded red kerchief reminds me it’s his garbage can – and despite my wish to pass, he’s unwilling to share either contents or the path.

Fishing of late has become a series of indignities; rain when there shouldn’t be any, sun when there shouldn’t be any, and mean arsed black Labradors who beat me to the river just to harsh my mellow.

I can’t wade anywhere near where I fished last year, the water being too high and... - [Read more]

I’m feeling particularly turgid at the prospect of a spending the weekend with you, yet you remain swollen and bloated, claiming you’re retaining water and in no mood for a frolic. In my feverish condition I’m past considering your feelings, so I looked up other flames and they’re in similar shape, singing the same sorrowful tune and disinterested in a passionate tryst.

While reluctant to pay for pleasure, most of the guides won’t take my money, claiming... - [Read more]

The National Academy of Sciences claims the “filthy rich” are living up to their moniker, as population density and per capita income are corresponding closely with the volume of invasive species in Europe – more closely than climate, geography, or physical barriers to species introduction. … which shouldn’t be that startling, as rich countries have the [...] - [Read more]

I’m not sure my wooden visage could stand the strain. Facing the Magistrate in all seriousness – and staring at 12 years in the Big House, I’d make a yeoman’s attempt … “Honest, Your Honor, me and Bob there – was actually shark fishing, and them chocolate swizzling Dutchmen just opened fire out of pure orneriness [...] - [Read more]

Been a big week for the Singlebarbed staffers, first we’re designated a “High Value Site” by the Trout Underground and it’s too late to take it back, and we’ve moved to swanky new digs on the Internet – which has left us broke and penniless … So we’ll start with an austerity post, a belt [...] - [Read more]

Singlebarbed is being moved to a new Internet Service Provider. It’s the guinea pig for all of the Trout Underground’s vast Internet empire. Should all go smoothly, the silliness will resume tomorrow.

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It’s akin to the writer’s voice, how each fisherman develops a comfortable and unique cast via fishing experience, muscle memory and hook avoidance. That cast lasts him forty years, before he’s forced to modify it. The start of each season is a reminder of known foibles, the strains on ligaments and soft tissue, and the subtle modifications [...] - [Read more]