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| ID: | 16791 | | Title: | If you really DONT want the job... - http://musashi-miyamoto.blogspot.com/2007/08/if-you-really-dont-want-job.html | | Description: | Robert Half International, a worldwide specialized staffing firm, collects real résumé bloopers as a cautionary exercise. Some favorites:
» "I demand a salary commiserate with my experience."
» "Its best for employers that I not work with people."
» "I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse."
» "You will want me to be Head Honcho in no time."
» "Lets meet, so you can ooh and aah over my experience."
» "My goal is to be a meterologist. But since I possess no training in meterology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage."
» "References: None. Ive left a path of destruction behind me."
» "Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a chain store."
» "Note: Please dont misconstrue my 14 jobs as job-hopping. I have never quit a job." | | Category: | Society: Humor | | Link Owner: | | | Date Added: | August 31, 2007 08:09:00 AM | | Number Hits: | 0 | | |
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