| Description: | ...when youve realized that youre working for an administration that has lied to the American people about... well about every fucking thing... to just quit your job, go out and find the biggest bunch of microphones you can and then scream at the top of your lungs, "Hey, America, I got something really important to say"?
I mean, dont get me wrong, Im quite appreciative that Scotty way-too-pasty, reminds-me-a-little-of-an-overstuffed-glazed-jelly-donut McC finally came out and writing what we already knew to be true, but the whole "book deal" of it chaps my seat heater.
Thirteen months.
Really?
Over four hundred days during which the war was still killing people sixty years too early,
Karl and Scooter were still making a mockery of the American constitution and Dana was.. well... she was pulling what Ill now call a Scott McClellan!
And you, sir? You were doing what all those hours?
Were you trying to figure out whether or not to re-edit that paragraph on page 67?
Were you sitting down with another photographer for the book jacket?
Were you jauntily listening in on conference calls, discussing the TV chat tour while, say... Governor Siegelman sat in jail, the victim of the SAME KIND OF LIES from the EXACT SAME SET OF PEOPLE you spend page after page exfoliating in that little tome you were so highly compensated for?
Im just asking.
Again, VERY APPRECIATIVE for your coming forth, while still feeling the need to remind you that the Today Show and Hardball and Countdown ALL EXISTED back then as well.
So, to the next potential Scotty McClellan who, if Im lucky is reading these words on some ages old PC in a tiny government office (do they allow The Daily Kos in Washington D.C. these days?)... do us all the favor when you decide that youve just plain fucking had enough and GO TO THE PRESS FIRST... GO TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE FIRST... COME FORTH AND BE PART OF THE DISMANTLING OF QUITE POSSIBLY THE MOST CORRUPT GOVERNEMENT THIS COUNTRY HAS EVER KNOWN.
We promise... well still buy the book. |
